Stats
Nickname: Eu, TBA
Age: 20
Height: 5'5"
Orientation: Straight
Race: Human
Occupation: Magic Sex Therapist
Religion: Her God
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Spell List
Alter Breasts:
Anything from A to double D, on any gender.
Change Orientation:
Self explanatory.
Clothes to chocolate, cream, or oil:
Only able to change the clothing of the caster.
Hypnotic Rump:
"Renders the caster's buttocks fascinating beyond belief".
Morning Wood:
Save it for when it comes in handy, or maybe just for when it comes in hand.
Onestrum’s Personal Fluidic Enhancer:
"Spooge production that would make a titan proud".
Night Visitor:
Target gets a visit in the night. They won't get any benefits from sleeping.
Prismatic Chastity Belt:
Any would-be assailant of the nether planes suffers fire, acid, lightning, poison damage, is turned to stone and teleported to another plane.
Protection from Mingers:
Makes it impossible for ugly people to come near you.
Vinegar Stokes: Gives the target the sensation of being stuck edging right before orgasm, they can defend but not move or cast spells. A good way to escape.
Power Word: Orgasm:
No save. Stuns the creature. A good, non-lethal (if a bit messy) way to escape from battle.
History
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Connections
Out of Character
00. Profile was created by Alcyone, for anyone to use freely. If you are interested in commissioning a profile, go ahead and leave her some mail.
01. PM Friendly.
02. OOC =/= IC.
03. Clean>Sexual/Long Term>Short Term.
04. Art/Code do not belong to me.
05. Be a Dick? Get blocked. Real Simple.
06. 6-7 Years RPC Experience.
07. If it wasn't obvious, yes this is a joke character, can be used seriously however.